Name: Eric Cartman
Age/Birthday: 9
Gender: Male
Weapon Of Choice: Trickery
Physical Appearance: Cartman is known to be overweight and has a double chin. His clothing consists of his red jacket, turquoise and yellow knit hat with a pom pom on top, yellow gloves, and brown pants. He is a white male with brown hair. Due to a misunderstanding, he accidentally gave away that he has a below-average penis length.
Personality: Cartman is known to carry most traits of innocent 4th graders, but cusses excessively and is very evil and dark. He's committed dozens of crimes and gets away with it and cusses excessively. His cleverness works with the stupidity of society to achieve what no child of his age has ever achieved. Cartman is darkly antisocial and acts in violent and over-dramatic ways to any event that involves him. He has literally gotten a kid's parents killed, ground into chili, and fed to the kid of which they belonged. He proceeded to humiliate him in front of his favorite band and all of his friends over $16.12. He has an extreme hatred of hippies and Jews and carries an intense rivalry with another 4th grader named Kyle Broflovski. He also is arrogant and claims he's not fat.
Flaw: He's fat.
Talents: Manipulation, video games, being fat, and eating.
Brief History: Eric Cartman grew up in a small town in Colorado. His friends consist of Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Kyle Broflovski. His occupation was attending fourth grade. His mother along with everyone else in his town was completely ignorant to his dark side.
Rating: 11/10 (Because Cartman almost got my town nuked.)
Carrier or survivor?: "Survivor"
Other: He's fat.
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